A man walks down the street
 He says why am I soft in the middle now
 Why am I soft in the middle
 The rest of my life is so hard
 I need a photo-opportunity
 I want a shot at redemption
 Don't want to end up a cartoon
 In a cartoon graveyard
 Bonedigger Bonedigger
 Dogs in the moonlight
 Far away my well-lit door
 Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
 Get these mutts away from me
 You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore...

       -"You Can Call Me Al", Paul Simon

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